fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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cockringtoss:

do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day

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stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” 

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

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12 May 13 at 7 pm

wolfeau:

omg how is water that clear like honestly

(Source: just-keep-going-on, via f-resche)

wolfeau:

omg how is water that clear like honestly

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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