I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
(via all-the-faint-lights)
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
(via all-the-faint-lights)
#Johnny Depp #can call Robert Downey ‘Bob’ #you can’t call him Bob cause you don’t know him #but Johnny Depp can
(Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays, via sunnydaygreys)
when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”
I get
so
fucking
mad
because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being
but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
omg how is water that clear like honestly
(Source: just-keep-going-on, via f-resche)